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'I wish somebody would say something.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'It must be the dead sea.'

Sunbathers.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Neptune

underwater knight

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Mermaid Art

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Fish or Cut Bait

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'I wish I was creative'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Feeling for shells

Dollphins

'Will you be my Valentine?'

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"We've got a problem."

Shell Pods

Lovers scuba diving

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

~ S.O.S.

Lovers swimming underwater

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'