Oceanic Daydreamer T-Shirts

Mermaid

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'It must be the dead sea.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Sunbathers.

Neptune

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

underwater knight

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Segregated Beach

Fish or Cut Bait

'I wish I was creative'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Mermaid Art

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Dollphins

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Feeling for shells

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Pirates

'So much for your internal compass.'

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

Airplane Fish