Seaside Daydreamer T-Shirts

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

"Nation-building never works."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'See you in two weeks!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"It looks brighter over there!"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Dreaming of Holidays.

Fishy tail.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Sandcastles