Beachside Daydreamer T-Shirts

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'See you in two weeks!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Summer reading for the family.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Dreaming of Holidays.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'Who says I'm beached?'

"This is it? No video?"

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Get a rockpool!

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

Mental To-Do List

The tanning channel.

Sandcastles