Beachside Dreamer T-Shirts

Knight of the sandcastle.

"Nation-building never works."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Summer reading for the family.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Dreaming of Holidays.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Fishy tail.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Get a rockpool!

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"This is it? No video?"

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

Mental To-Do List

The tanning channel.

'Who says I'm beached?'