Beach House Dreamer T-Shirts

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Summer reading for the family.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Fishy tail.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Dreaming of Holidays.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'Who says I'm beached?'

Mental To-Do List

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

The tanning channel.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"This is it? No video?"

Get a rockpool!

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Sandcastles

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'