Beach House Dreamer Pillows

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

As orthodontist Phil Glomley progressed with each patient, his assistant would add a proportional amount to the model of his beach house.

"Nation-building never works."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Summer reading for the family.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Dreaming of Holidays.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Fishy tail.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'Who says I'm beached?'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

The tanning channel.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"This is it? No video?"

Sandcastles

Mental To-Do List

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Get a rockpool!

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'