Beachfront Dreamer Pillows

'This should be prime beachfront property if California does sink into the ocean,'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Beach front property for sale has a lifeboat.

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

Lawn mowing in the climate change era.

"Nation-building never works."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Try me/try me/try me...

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."