Beachfront Dreamer Gifts

'This should be prime beachfront property if California does sink into the ocean,'

Beach front property for sale has a lifeboat.

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

Lawn mowing in the climate change era.

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Try me/try me/try me...

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Segregated Beach

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.