Seaside Dreamer Gifts

Beach Day

See Gull.

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pushing the rain away from the beach

Fields

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

Get a rockpool!

'Are we booking a holiday in Frinton-on-Sea?'

Night after night she stares at the lovely sea longing for her husband's departure.

"I forgot blue."

Romance and Reality - A soulful woman with an unromantic man

There it is – my dream beach house.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I would prefer summer mondays because the beaches are less crowded."

"You're still thinking about the maple-bacon funnel cake, aren't you?"

"Nation-building never works."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Desert Island Meals.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Fly Fishing

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Desert Island BBQ

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Young Picasso at the Beach

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Neptune

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'I blame global warming!'