Coastal Dreamer Gifts

Cornwall

You're getting warmer.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

Beach Bums

"No, cruel nature, WHY?"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

'This one holds over 15,000 oceanic sounds.'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

Segregated Beach

"Nation-building never works."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Desert Island BBQ

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

Neptune

'It must be the dead sea.'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Sunbathers.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.