Coastal Daydreamer Gifts

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'See you in two weeks!'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Segregated Beach

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Dreaming of Holidays.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Sandcastles

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

'Who says I'm beached?'