Coastal Daydreamer Gifts

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'See you in two weeks!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Dreaming of Holidays.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Sandcastles

Mental To-Do List

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

'Who says I'm beached?'