Seaside Daydreamer Gifts

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'See you in two weeks!'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"It looks brighter over there!"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Fishy tail.

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Dreaming of Holidays.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Sandcastles

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.