Poolside Daydreamer Gifts

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Olympic diving.

Bird Pool

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'See you in two weeks!'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Bankside

Fishy tail.

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Who says I'm beached?'

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Sandcastles

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

Get a rockpool!

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

There it is – my dream beach house.