Poolside Daydreamer Gifts

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Olympic diving.

Bird Pool

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'See you in two weeks!'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Bankside

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Fishy tail.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

Get a rockpool!

'Who says I'm beached?'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Sandcastles

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"