Beachside Daydreamer Gifts

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'See you in two weeks!'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Summer reading for the family.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Dreaming of Holidays.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

Mental To-Do List

The tanning channel.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"This is it? No video?"

Get a rockpool!

'Who says I'm beached?'

Sandcastles

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."