Beachgoer With Imagination Gifts

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

'Who says I'm beached?'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Sandcastles

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

Knight of the sandcastle.

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

1930's bather.

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

Shrink's Summer Job

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

A beach has meters.

One good thing about an oil spill is that it gives you an instant tan without worrying about the harmful effects of exposure to the sun.

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"Hang on, I haven't finished reading this man yet."

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'