Beachgoer At Heart Gifts

"I was just browsing."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Pina Coladas

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Beach Barbecue

Surf Casting

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Iliadette.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Sunbathers.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Privates Beach"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."