Beach Goer With A Twist Gifts

"Hold on. I need you to sign our release form."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Summertime

Brighton Bersagliere.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"...it's another metal detector."

Call Your Office

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Summer wants.

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Look! A streaker!

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Paunch and Judy.

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

"Well yes, you've led me here, but you don't honestly expect me to drink sea water, do you?"

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

"Was that a wave or did they just flip us off?"

'Have you noticed how the sun always looks much bigger when it hits the horizon?...'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Shrink's Summer Job