Beach Goer With A Twist Gifts

"Hold on. I need you to sign our release form."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Summertime

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Call Your Office

"...it's another metal detector."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Summer wants.

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Look! A streaker!

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Paunch and Judy.

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

"Well yes, you've led me here, but you don't honestly expect me to drink sea water, do you?"

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'Have you noticed how the sun always looks much bigger when it hits the horizon?...'

Shrink's Summer Job

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.