Beach Enthusiast With A Twist Gifts

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Call Your Office

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

I told you not to swim out to far

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Working Holiday.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"