Beach Enthusiast With A Twist Gifts

Seedy Beachgoer Man

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Call Your Office

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

I told you not to swim out to far

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

Working Holiday.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"