Work From Beach Enthusiast Gifts

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Another nice wave.'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Working Holiday.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

The Sun Bather