Beach Worker Gifts

"Officer, this man is making tunnels."

Punch has a smoking break.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

S.P.F. 1,000

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Sand Snowmen

'Another nice wave.'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Shark tower surveillance camera.

Sun Worship

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Single men in Tahiti

"He wants to be an architect."

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

'I'm on beach-patrol today: It's sunscreen in there...'

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

Rooster practices for sunrise

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

Kids on the beach Rebuilding 'It's okay, we can rebuild.'

"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."

No, cruel nature, WHY?

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

A Real Working Vacation.

Man is raking up leaves on a nudist beach.

The Fantasies

"You're right. It is easier with the ball."

"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"

Don Quichotte