Beach Resort Worker Gifts

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Happy Hour

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

S.P.F. 1,000

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Shark tower surveillance camera.

Sand Snowmen

'Another nice wave.'

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"Is there anybody there?"

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

We were out of little umbrellas, so I added a bit of sunscreen!

"Endless Summer III"

Hit a duck, win a prize.

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

'I'm on beach-patrol today: It's sunscreen in there...'

Rollercoaster police chase.

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

'He's spread...now what?'

'Slow and hurl.'

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."