Beach Resort Staff Gifts

S.P.F. 1,000

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Happy Hour

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Sand Snowmen

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'No Sir, it's not sunny here all the time. Never at night.'

Shark tower surveillance camera.

We were out of little umbrellas, so I added a bit of sunscreen!

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Never seen a cow before?"

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

'Feeling a little sick, dear?'

'Here is your room with a minibar.'

'King who?'

"You cleaned out your desk so efficiently you've been rehired and placed in charge of Housekeeping."

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

'Hello, Room Service?'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.