Beach Resort Staff Prints

S.P.F. 1,000

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Happy Hour

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Shark tower surveillance camera.

Sand Snowmen

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'No Sir, it's not sunny here all the time. Never at night.'

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Never seen a cow before?"

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

'Feeling a little sick, dear?'

'Here is your room with a minibar.'

'King who?'

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

"You cleaned out your desk so efficiently you've been rehired and placed in charge of Housekeeping."

'Hello, Room Service?'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."