Holiday Resort Worker Prints

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Happy Hour

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

S.P.F. 1,000

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'What if I promise not to look?'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

We were out of little umbrellas, so I added a bit of sunscreen!

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"Is there anybody there?"

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

Hit a duck, win a prize.

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'I'm all about quantity.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

'He's spread...now what?'

Huge Christmas Pudding