Holiday Manager Prints

"Actually the boss is away on vacation, but he likes to remind everyone he's still in charge,"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'How very Cumbria.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Lounging by the pool

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Segregated Beach

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Ice Cream Tower.

'Beach snowman.'

New Hampshire Minute

Travel looks strong!

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

'What if I promise not to look?'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Postcards from Heaven...

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Christmas Canapes

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.