Holiday Manager T-Shirts

"Actually the boss is away on vacation, but he likes to remind everyone he's still in charge,"

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'How very Cumbria.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Lounging by the pool

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Segregated Beach

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Ice Cream Tower.

'Beach snowman.'

Travel looks strong!

New Hampshire Minute

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'What if I promise not to look?'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

Postcards from Heaven...

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Christmas Canapes

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'