Holiday Worker T-Shirts

'Hello, is that the temp agency - Now listen, I specifically asked for elves!'

'When I get back we'll find another low-paying, enormously demanding enterprise to throw ourselves into until next season.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

Studio in December

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

Hit a duck, win a prize.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"They do have a calming presence."

The New Normal

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'I'm all about quantity.'

'He's spread...now what?'