'Hello, is that the temp agency - Now listen, I specifically asked for elves!'
Holiday Worker Gifts
Searching for a gift for a holiday worker? Our collection features witty and thoughtful products that honor their hard work during the busiest times of the year. Perfect for coworkers, friends, or family involved in seasonal roles, these gifts bring a smile and show appreciation for their dedication. Find something special that captures the holiday spirit and the hustle behind the scenes.
'When I get back we'll find another low-paying, enormously demanding enterprise to throw ourselves into until next season.'
'Here you go, kid! A worm.'
Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).
Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast
"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."
Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.
It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas
"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"
Face Painting.
"Trust me. Don't do it."
"Ho, ho, you're fired."
"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."
Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house
"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."
'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'
"Balloon animals $5.00"
"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."
Studio in December
"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"
'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'
"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."
She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.
"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."
"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."
Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!
"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"
Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.
Hit a duck, win a prize.
A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.
"They do have a calming presence."
The New Normal
What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.
'I'm all about quantity.'
'He's spread...now what?'
Holiday Worker Gifts Collection
Holiday Worker Mugs
Explore our collection of holiday worker mugs and bring a smile to their face with humorous designs and warm messages.
Holiday Worker Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring holiday worker themes—ideal for adding a playful touch to their resting space.
Holiday Worker Prints
Decorate their workspace or home with our spirited prints celebrating holiday workers and their important role during the season.
Holiday Worker T-Shirts
Find the perfect holiday worker t-shirts to showcase their festive commitment and sense of humor in style.