Holiday Intern Gifts

"This internship is humiliating."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Laptop Dancing.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'What if I promise not to look?'

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

DNA Xmas.

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

The Surly Yoof

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."