Holiday Intern Gifts

"This internship is humiliating."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Laptop Dancing.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'What if I promise not to look?'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

DNA Xmas.

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

The Surly Yoof

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."