Holiday Researcher Gifts

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

'He lives for his holidays.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Horn of Leftovers

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Happy Turkey Day!

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'