Holiday Researcher Gifts

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Home depot."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Horn of Leftovers

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Happy Turkey Day!

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."