Holiday Scientist Gifts

DNA Xmas.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'I hate all holidays!'

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

Kringle: The Decca Years

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

Undercover Santa

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'HA! Just as I thought! These are DAD'S fingerprints, not SANTA'S.'

"You know I don't celebrate Valentines."

Santa is not welcome amongst the Magi.

3 Generations on the family tree

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

Always looking for ways to increase sales, the creative team at Mayflower Greeting Cards brainstorms new sending occasions.

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

Newton!

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

Santa Mario Draghi - European Central Bank.