Holiday Observer Gifts

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"You going to visit your mother on mother's day?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Did you say psst?.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

DNA Xmas.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'First snowdrop.'

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

Impractical Gardener.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Undercover Santa

Leaves falling on a desert crawling man.

Good morning, Teddy! Ungh

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

"Nothing under me this year. We must social distance."

"Somewhere a long. . . long way from the World Cup."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

'That cloud looks like a sheep.'