Holiday Blues Observer Gifts

Post-Holiday Songs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Christmas Tree

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Santa does a keg stand.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

December Fest

The night after Christmas.

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

'Are you nuts? -- Santa's secret identity is MY dad!'

Dreaming of Summer

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

Alcoholidays: Beethovens fifth.

'Rudolf?'

"You know I don't celebrate Valentines."

"I hope this isn't another holiday event we won't be able to forget."

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

'I made it all the way through Thanksgiving... then I made it all the way through Christmas, then I had to go and die in a bizarre gardening accident!'

"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"