Winter Blues Buster Gifts

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Skiing.

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

''D' is for 'Despair'; 'E' is for 'Exhaustion'.'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

Dreaming of Summer

'I'm up to my crevasse in snow.'

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

This time of year always gets me down."

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

"Cheer up! Tomorrow's the solstice, and the days will be getting longer."

"I'm working to change my mindset on January."

'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'

"I just got a second notice on my credit card bill. But I never even got a first notice."

Enjoy Winter More

"I can't take winter anymore!"

'I'd like to leave a wake-up call.'

Post-Holiday Songs

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"It's for my depression. Go get your own."

"I think you just invented Monday."

'Oh, Fred's not even here. . . I'm aware of nothing. I can't hear, see, think, smell, breath or move.'

'There may be snow on the roof, but there's still fire in the basement!' 'Indigestion!'

"...wonder if a human can hibernate until spring?"

'Hey, you there with the disgusting cold! Blow that schnoz of yours outside would ya?!'

"Enough already, you imperious mother of outdoor sports!"

"It's been a lousy holiday. I'm down to two hos!"

Gas Bill...Council tax...Credit card.

"Hurry up."

"In my day, it weren't just cold - it were bleak an' all."