Baby Blues Buster Gifts

''D' is for 'Despair'; 'E' is for 'Exhaustion'.'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'I hate Mondays.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

Elvis Presley

Crash Test Dummy Blues

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Nick Cave

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Robert Johnson

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Amy Winehouse

"C'mon you bluuues..."

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

Elephant blues

Slim, a blues guitarist, was taking his meds again.

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."