Bullseye Buster Gifts

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Business Target

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Flies up the ante!

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Santa Claws...

''D' is for 'Despair'; 'E' is for 'Exhaustion'.'

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Musical arrows.

The housing market begins to deflate.

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

Combating Zika

'I'm up to my crevasse in snow.'

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

"Your resume is impressive."

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

"You should've called me sooner!"

Cut down your own tree.

'Ace exterminators, can you kill cockroaches for me, please.'

Camping Checklist and Bug Spray