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Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Business Target

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

Flies up the ante!

Santa Claws...

''D' is for 'Despair'; 'E' is for 'Exhaustion'.'

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

MRSA Guide to hospital.

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Musical arrows.

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

The housing market begins to deflate.

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

Combating Zika

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

'I'm up to my crevasse in snow.'

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

"Your resume is impressive."

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

Cut down your own tree.

"You should've called me sooner!"

'Ace exterminators, can you kill cockroaches for me, please.'

'Hey,everybody - Shower time!'

Camping Checklist and Bug Spray