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Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

Artist Has Arrow Thrown At Target Painting.

Business Target

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Courage. Love.

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Little boys

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"Are you willing to relocate?"

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

The corner that Spring's around

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Musical arrows.

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

"That's way out of my price range..."

"It's your mother calling."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"No, I don't recycle."

'Coffee overload.'

Dog Philosophy

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"