Bullseye Seeker Prints

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

Artist Has Arrow Thrown At Target Painting.

Business Target

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Courage. Love.

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Little boys

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Are you willing to relocate?"

That's a street lamp, Steve.

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"That's way out of my price range..."

"It's your mother calling."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Musical arrows.

Dog Philosophy

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

The last person to leave, please turn off the enlightenment.

The corner that Spring's around

"No, I don't recycle."

'Coffee overload.'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'