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'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Bullseye!

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Business Target

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Baseball Dreams

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

He took every chance to practice his talk.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Musical arrows.

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

"Your resume is impressive."

Rafael Nadal

"I'm going to boldly go where thankfully there will be no trekkies."

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'

Doctor assessing a fat tennis player.