Bullseye Joker T-Shirts

'You've hit the bull.'

'How about a game of cards?'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Business Target

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

Hiker's right of way.

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Musical arrows.

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

'Team spirit, my ass.'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

His Other Shtick

Cosmic Weekly - New Galaxy Discovered! Alf Centauri.

"Your resume is impressive."

Ideas before their time Telegraph office. You're wasting way too much time using that thing to forward jokes.

"Any other strengths?"

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

Ass-tronauts.

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'I see by your resume that you are my son. If this checks out, the job is yours.'

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

I'm worried about our accountant...he's so scruffy!

"Who farted?"

Man pulls out Palm Tree on Deserted Island.

"Wasn't Gracie teaching you how to play poker?"

What do you want me to hit next?

'I'm Sorry.'

Artist Has Arrow Thrown At Target Painting.