Blister Buster Gifts

Miles/Blisters.

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"No Littering" sign in space.

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

The housing market begins to deflate.

Human Dust Buster

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"What part of this don't you understand?"

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

Directions for walker across several hills.

Warning.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'I'm up to my crevasse in snow.'

Bad Scalp Day

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

'He kicked me!'

"I've developed a chemical that causes short term memory loss."

"No, you come in on four."

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

'I'm sorry about your account, sir - The 'Dollar Bubble' burst.'

Bio-Lab. I just discovered a bacteria that wipes out all the other bacteria. "The Germinator."

Mosquito Fumigation

"What a match...have you seen that crazy guy running across the field? He was irritating players and fans! I want to know why the scurity guards did not stop him!" "Becase he was the referee."

"Mr. Harlow, let me give you a piece of advice: Everything is a bubble."

"He's stopped waiting for Brexit and moved on with his life."