Bacteria Buster Gifts

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Bio-Lab. I just discovered a bacteria that wipes out all the other bacteria. "The Germinator."

The Jeopardy of Progress

North Pole

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

Flan-eating bacteria

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Car Emissions

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

Flies up the ante!

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Bacterial Cultural Center

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"Now get out."

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

"Uh-Oh!"

"This feels so familiar."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Oil Spill

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."