Germ Buster Gifts

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'I've changed my mind about becoming a doctor. . . you have to wash your hands too often!'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

"It looks like you're retaining soap, disinfectant and hand sanitizer."

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Hygiene against coronavirus

"Nice try, Mr. Gibbs, but Salmonella is not a player with the N.Y. Yankees."

"I sing it a third time as a booster wash."

Coronavirus

"I'm clean, Officer! I just washed 'em."

Transmission of the Coronavirus

Vaccines

Wash your hands

Wash your hands

Wash your hands

"You know, I kinda like having clean hands - makes a change."

"You better hurry up and get in the queue!"

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

Germ Home

"This feels so familiar."

'Tell them no, Henry - Halloween is over!'

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Mom's Cafe, Did you wash your hands?'

Now wash your hands.

Man places his foam hand under foam soap dispenser.

'What precautions,have you got in place to prevent swine flu?'

'I think you'll find we keep the hospital bugs under control here at St. Marks.'

Lab. Unless you thoroughly scrub your hands, you can't do pure research.

"Now get out."

DO NOT USE

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'