Germ Slayer Gifts

Medicine.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

COVID 19

Flu vaccine.

Hand sanitizer

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"Ever killed a man?"

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"This feels so familiar."

"Now get out."

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

"Did you wash your hands?"

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Covid Vaccine

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

'New normal' family life

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'