Germ Crusader Gifts

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Ironing day.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

The melting polar ice caps

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Flu vaccine.

Hand sanitizer

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Farmers' Warnings.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

COP26

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Fumes from furniture

"I dunno...ask him."

Oil shock.

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)