Plant-based Crusader Gifts

"Happy World Vegetarian Day."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

The melting polar ice caps

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Farmers' Warnings.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

COP26

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

"I dunno...ask him."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Don Quilowatte

The big pause

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.

Trees growing from factory chimneys.

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

'Who is to blame?'

St Patrick, patron saint of environmentalists.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

EXXON EXTINCTION

"Three big corks? That's it?"

Air Pollution Threat

Bear Recycling.