"President Trump has decided that your services are no longer needed..."
Science Crusader Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite science crusader? Our collection blends clever humor with creative designs, ideal for those passionate about the wonders of science. Whether it’s a dedicated researcher, a science teacher, or an avid explorer of the universe, these unique products inspire curiosity and add a touch of wit to their day. Find the perfect way to show appreciation for their quest for knowledge, making every moment a celebration of discovery.
The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope
Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.
"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."
"We finally reached net zero emissions."
'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'
How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...
Politically Correct Snowperson
dog vs UFO...
"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."
Global Warmer 2000.
No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!
Just Stop Boil
'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.
"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."
"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."
Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.
There is No Planet C
Earth stove
"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"
"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"
"I think we have run out of time..."
Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."
'Well look, here come the hackers!'
Farmers' Warnings.
"I can see our house from here."
Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.
"You had me at alternative milk."
"Global warming enough for ya?"
Science Crusader Gifts Collection
Science Crusader Mugs
Explore our collection of science crusader mugs—perfect for celebrating curiosity and experimentation with every sip.
Science Crusader Pillows
Check out our science-inspired pillows—adding a touch of curiosity and comfort to any space.
Science Crusader Prints
Discover our inspiring science prints—perfect for celebrating the wonder of the universe and a curious mind.
Science Crusader T-Shirts
Browse our science crusader t-shirts—clever and creative designs that show off a passion for discovery.