Chemistry Crusader Gifts

Louis Pasteur Caricature

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Creativity 2.0

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Nervous Student

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Super-Mario Draghi

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

"The dollar is falling!"

Net Zero Superstitions

Hourglass earth - time running out

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Climate Change Denier's Playbook